The Iowa caucuses are a couple weeks away (give or take) and it makes me think - why the hell would I vote for any of these people? They’re all shills for everything that is wrong and ugly in this country. They have their backer’s best interests at heart - and no-one else’s.

Hillary? Give me a break. Power suit with no soul inside. Power for power’s sake. As dishonest as her husband, but without the charisma.

Barak? Why don’t we elect a trained rat? What’s foreign policy? What’s the world stage? Let’s sell the country to the Chinese and Indians and call it a lifetime.

Mitt? A cardboard cutout of a person. Ross Perot in a prettier package. Who the hell is he and where did he come from? Conservatism without a brain or consciousness.

Rudy? Great mayor. Good tactician - in his personal life. Would be poison to the nation. Bye bye, titty bars. Bye bye, social aid. Bye bye arts.

And now, Johnny McCain? Ugh. Yeah, you were in a tiger cage. I’m sorry. Does that make you capable of compassion? Doubt it. A stuffed shirt without a human to wrap around.

What do they all have in common? You and me. They are a reflection of everything we Americans have come to love and need and want.

We want everything now. Cheap. Easy. We’re all whores to the Corporation. We can all deny it, but we’re soft and we need people to handle so much of our lives. We want cheap food, cheap gas, cheap clothes, cheap toys and fast internet access. We want it now, and we don’t give a damn what or who we hurt.

We love ourselves. We are GREAT.

And these morons (the candidates) are just a mouthpiece for all the crap we’ve put on the world. The Corporation has their hand up all their asses and are making their mouths move. And we listen and nod our heads.

So - again - vote Jimdiggity in ‘08. I only speak for what I want and believe. You might not agree, and I might do a really, really bad job - but then again, how much worse would I be than these idiots?

Oh, and I’ll buy anyone a beer that votes for me. Let’s see the rest of ‘em match that.